There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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