- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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