Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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