Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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matt is fat

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Your mother just died.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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