i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

united we sit, cause we're fat

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

matt is fat

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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