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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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