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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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