- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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