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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's my tractor.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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