- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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