What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

a chinese man pays the full price

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