- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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