- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Women's rights.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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