- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Poker face

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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