Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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People...

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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