- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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