- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Badabing.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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