A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Anti Joke

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