- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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