- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Fart

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Two women were sitting quietly.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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