There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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