- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

a person who will soon die of beeties

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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