Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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