- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

i like it in the mouth

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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