- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Take wrong turns

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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