- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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