why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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