why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

So one time there was this woman learning...

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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