- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

What is black and has no education A tire.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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