- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

whats brown and booky a book.

men's rights activists

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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