- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's your blood type? Red.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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