- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Yo mama's fat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Dont read this joke

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Llamaworm

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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