roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Anti Joke

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