- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

identical jokes get different votes.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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