If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Your Mom The End.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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