- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

pull my finger (farts)

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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