What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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