Gordon Brown smiles.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

united we sit, cause we're fat

What's big and long? My dick.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

hers a joke... japanese people

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's 9+10? 19.

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