- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Connor is homosexuaI

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Women's Rights..

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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