- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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