have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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im not food

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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A train poops its pants.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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