Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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the NAACP

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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