Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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