- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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