- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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