- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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