Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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The WNBA

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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