Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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