Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

I love you

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

-knock knock! -doors open

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

1d

Stephen Hawking can walk

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Knock knock Go away

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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