How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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