- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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