what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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