- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Knock Knock Who's there

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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