a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Tommy got neutered.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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