What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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