- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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