why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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