You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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