Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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