- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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