- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

I just threw up..In my pants.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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