- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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