- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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