- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Phew... it's gone.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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