- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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