- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

The truth is he loves her!!

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

I used to know what alzheimers was

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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