- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Women's Rights

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A black student graduated High School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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