- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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