- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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