- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

When life throws knives at you, run away.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

A woman walks into a bar.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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