- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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